
This was a picture taken of me, easter morning in a hotel.

this is my bored face.
oh, please go on, ashly, your story is just sooo amusing. Tell me again about your day stacking the racks with donuts.

On the rare occasion I feel like wearing makeup, I make my sister put it on for me.
Because I suck. I can’t even get eyeliner on without my eyes constantly blinking and twitching. It’s really a pain to do. So here’s the end result.

Guys. I’m standing on Lake Ontario.
I was actually going to start hopping across the ice further into the lake, but I had no change of clothing in case the ice cracked and I fell in.
After this picture my mother and sister hopped on and it still floated.
The ice is pretty thick. Imagine being trapped underneath it in the water. You wouldn’t be able to break through…
Girls aren’t funny.
Am I the only one who thinks so? I mean, some are funny, but I rarely come across a female who’s funny.
I’ve thought about it, and I’ve realized it’s because they’re trying too hard to be cute. They can’t let themselves go. They don’t want to look unattractive. And they try way too hard.
A person is funny when they don’t care about looking stupid or ugly.
This is probably one of the reasons why male characters tend to be my favorite in TV shows or movies. Guys are never as concerned about looking cute. And neither am I: behold:

*velociraptor noises*

Let me grace you with my beautiful presence.
Just having some fun with the fish-eye setting on my sister’s camera.